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I can’t figure out why my phone won’t stay charged.

I think the problem is that you have too many popcorn kernels inside that black bag thingy. Next time, get a model with less kernels, or reduce the time in the microwave. Follow this guide on how to hack the bag. Perhaps if you gave us more info on the history of this device, we could help you better.

It doesn’t take a genius to figure out why your phone doesn’t hold charge. The battery is about to explode.

The iPhone itself looks in fantastic condition, so it’s hard to diagnose. I would try replacing the back camera lens to be on the safe side.

I don’t know what you guys are talking about. The phone looks fine. Maybe you just need to replace your hand. I hear they’re doing great things with prosthetics

Even with a battery reading fine I would advise installing a new and known-good battery anyways just to verify. Sometimes a bad battery will give false readings of still being good if there arent a lot of loadcycles on it.